The Pittsfield Players
Present Bathroom Humor
(The most fun you’ve ever had in the
bathroom!)
Arthur, played by
Kevin
Belval hangs out the window
clinging to cable wire and the plumber’s helper trying to void his
wife’s catching him in the bathroom with another woman. “I saw my life
flash before my eyes and I almost fell asleep.” The Pittsfield Players
present Bathroom Humor, May 1,2,3,8,9 at the Scenic Theatre.
You’re invited to the party. Unfortunately it’s at
Russ
and Lucille’s tacky suburbanite
home where they show slide shows of their latest vacations, play Barry
Manilow
and serve food even the cat can’t keep down. Fortunately for you that
means all the action takes place in the bathroom and for the first time
ever, the Scenic stage has been transformed into the Taj Mahal of
bathrooms. Ironically, nobody ever gets to actually “go.”
Have you ever wondered what goes on when three ladies take a trip to
the bathroom together? Now, you finally get to find out. You get to hear
the gossip, the discussions, the dirt on them and everyone else at the
party.
Arthur and
Laura
are married but Laura is after Sandy who is only in it for the money. Babette is
after Arthur who happens to be
her boss and her best friend’s husband. Peg
showed up with her father but is still trying to meet the man of her
dreams. Stu is on a spiritual quest to find himself...through alcohol
and plant food! The Elvis impersonator, otherwise known as “The Big El”
is finally calling it quits after one last humiliation. And finally,
there’s the Old Man who really just needs to “go,” but keeps getting
shooed out of the bathroom because of all the drama going on behind
closed doors.
Following hot on the heels of “Love, Sex, and the IRS” the
Pittsfield Players are “doing it” again with “Bathroom Humor.” Come see
what all the funny is about, we’ll leave you feeling flushed.
The Pittsfield Players present “Bathroom Humor” May 1,2,8,9 at 8PM and May 3 at 2PM. Tickets may be purchased online at
www.pittsfieldplayers.com or by reserving them at the Scenic Theatre
Box Office 435-8852.
Volunteers Needed For Public Health Emergency Drill
What would happen if there was a medical epidemic or potential
health threat from substances like Anthrax right here in the Suncook Valley?
We trust that there would be a system in place that would help all of us
should such an emergency situation arise. Just who would be in charge
and how would we get help? Is there a plan in place that would be put
into action?
The answers to these concerns are going to be
“put to the test” on Saturday, May 16 at Coe-Brown Northwood Academy
when emergency management teams from area towns will hold a real life
drill to see how the plans will work in a trial run. Many
volunteers are needed to assist in the hands on drill for distribution
of medication at a POD (Point of Distribution). The event is part of a
state wide exercise being held simultaneously at various regional
locations. Emergency Management teams from the following towns are
involved in the planning of the drill and will be participating:
Northwood, Epsom, Pittsfield, Chichester
and Barnstead. The program is seeking volunteers to test the
number of people who can be processed by the response team within a set
period of time. Would you consider giving up a little time on this day
to be part of this very important challenge? Experience is not required
and volunteers are needed to assist with dispensing as well as acting as
a member of the general public receiving medication. Training will be
provided as needed. Coe-Brown Academy is located on Route 4 in
Northwood (907 First NH Turnpike) and the drill will take place from
7:30-1:30 pm.
Please register by contacting
Steve
Bailey, Northwood Fire Department,
(603) 608-6624
or by e-mail at
[email protected]. For additional information call
Leigh
Cheney at (603) 230-6104 or by e-mail
at [email protected]